Colchester

I have spent the last 2 years training to become THE perfect girlfriend. I have studied with the best and my Master taught me well and he says I am now ready to be unleashed into society and make the man I select immensely happy. My hobbies include cars, boxing, motorbikes, camping, fishing, scuba diving, body boarding, body building, naked pool parties with my girlfriends, karate, beer, mountain biking, F1, football, porn, DIY, cooking Nigella Lawson stylie, and cleaning the house wearing a French Maid's uniform ...

Sense of humour combined with intelligence essential!! My "filtering system" on here is clearly working, so if you email me to tell me you think my profile "is possibly sending out the wrong message", I definitely know you dont have a GSOH!

So come on guys "Its time to musk up" and "do the no pants dance" ... lets see if you can woo me and "make this little kitty purr" ... if you know the film these quotes are from, you're MY man!